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When you work among techies, you learn a lot of things.
You learn that most of them are pessimistic about the upcoming film The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and their faithfulness to the book. As a rule, you learn that techies like Linux and hate Microsoft. Among many other useful things, you also learn at work among techies how they really, really feel about technology.
Even if you dont work in a tech environment yourself, you may have had a taste of the take by techies if youve ever dealt with the stereotypical corporate IT guy. This is the guy (a unisex term in this column) who shows up hours after hes expected, shows absolute disdain for your novice description of your problem and never fails to deliver a lecture on what youre doing wrong.
The lecture is always delivered with a world-weary attitude and the clear impression that he has little confidence that you will comprehend anything he says or follow his instructions. If you deal more closely with technology people, say, in a product development group or an engineering lab, you may see the other tech divide up close and personal.
While we talk about the digital divide among technology haves and have-nots out in the user population, the other tech divide is the one that separates technical and non-technical people at work much like a wide and treacherous river (and woe to him who pretends to be more technical than he is). Theres no faking it in a truly tech-driven company.
Over time, you may become aware of a common world view on technology. It goes something like this:
Technology is a gift thats reserved for those of us who understand its power and the obligations associated therewith. Chief among these obligations is the willingness to read the manual. People who expect to be spoon fed their technology (those who cant find the time to read 150 pages of online help before using the application) dont deserve to possess the power that the technology confers.
Thats just too bad for them. Anyone who panders to these lower beings by attempting to help them use or understand technology is on a fools errand, and worse, is enabling slovenly and irresponsible behavior.
This view of technology and its users isnt too different from the old joke about an expensive restaurant where there are no prices printed on the menu. A patron asks nervously: How much is the steak tartar? The waiter replies: If you have to ask, you cant afford it.
The major and screaming detail that technologists miss when they develop this world view is that they like
to do things like take apart electronic devices and read user manuals. They value these things and look down on people who dont without registering that this stuff is really fun
for them. Of course they like it and value it!
Creating colorful marketing collateral, which is a ton of fun for their colleagues in marketing, is a total ore to these people and that kind of work has little to no value.
As for me, I like to read about the five families of New York and compare theories about who was responsible for the shooting death of boss Carmine Galante at Umbertos Clam House (among other notable mob killings), but I sure dont expect you to like it. If you want the laymans view of the mafia, Ill be happy to share what I know.
This is the tech divide that creates so much bad feeling between technical and non-technical people in firms across the Midwest. Its not just the basic fact that some people are more technically inclined and savvy than others. Its more deeply rooted impatience among some technical folks toward the rest of us.
We dont get it and we dont deserve to get it. Dont we remember what they told us nine months ago in a very cogent and comprehensive e-mail message? What sins have I committed in past lives for which my sentence is to work among such idiots day after day?
There is a way to deal with this tech divide if youre on the tech have-nots side of the river. First of all, dont get mad. Dont get defensive. Dont call your tech colleague a geek (its a compliment to them) or a tech weenie or a dweeb or a nerd.
In his eyes, you are just a suit, a clueless bureaucrat or an empty-headed marketing (or HR, finance, manufacturing, etc.) flunky. Dont get going down the barb-throwing path if you can help it. Just be patient as patient as you can be and guide the conversation toward a happier outcome:
Your Techie Workmate: What do you mean you couldnt understand my memo? It was perfectly clear.
You: Isnt that interesting: how different two perspectives can be on the same piece of writing. I truly didnt understand your point. Could you share that with me again?
YTW: My point is that the requirements document you sent over is a joke. The requirements are incredibly murky and some of them are impossible. Youre clearly not a product developer. Do you even have a technical degree?
You: No. I graduated with a bachelors in marketing from Loyola.
YTW: Great. Next time, get your facts straight.
You: You know, the interesting thing is that I worked very closely with Rajiv on the product spec. Maybe the three of us should meet. It may be that he can help us articulate the requirements were looking for in a way that would be clearer to you.
YTW: I doubt it. Rajiv went to some school in Texas to study civil engineering, for Petes sake.
You: Nonetheless, lets sit down and go over the requirements. If I can suggest from a user perspective how we want the product to work and Rajiv can add his input, I think we can make some good progress and get through the requirements quickly.
YTW: OK, Ill meet with you, but I really dont have time for this.
You: In the meantime, why dont you send me a requirements document that you have worked from in the past and found to be more specific or clear than the one I wrote? That would be helpful for me to see.
Why do I ask you, as the non-techie conversation partner, to bend like this? Why not just pull rank, get mad or remind this arrogant pinhead that the sales you enable pay his salary? Because showing some restraint and directing the conversation in a positive direction is more effective than getting into a shoving match in the hallway.
It doesnt work to say: Dont get heavy-handed with me. At least I have functional social skills. It doesnt work to say: If you cant understand my requirements document, Ill find a product developer who can.
The most successful non-techies (and I dont care how much jargon youve picked up: if youre not in a technical role or responsible for one, youre a non-techie) are the ones who span boundaries, who strive to be inclusive and who dont get mad when their technical skills are impugned.
Try the boundary-spanning approach and see if it works for you. If not, you can always throw in the towel and take a job in HR.